Entries Categorized as 'Dead Homies'

VW Bus, Blueberries, and my Grandpop

Date August 19, 2008

When I was a whippersnapper, I’d always spend some time in August at my grandparent’s blueberry farm in Hammonton, NJ. In the heart of the Pine Barrens, as you drive into town, a sign proclaims “Hammonton! Blueberry Capital of the World.” Not sure what the standards were for that statement, but whatever. It was very [...]

Not to get all deathy on you…

Date July 11, 2008

My version of Heaven would have all the people I ever loved all hanging out together, having as much espresso and red wine as they want, eating Joel Durand’s chocolates until I come around the corner for that final lap, break through the finish line tape, and they all hoist me up and pour Gatorade [...]